Valentine's day chill/ Worst Commercials ever

Wanna give you two in the hole this time.


      First off... This Super bowl wasn't as spectacular as it should have been, and their commercials were not helpful. They were horrendous. I feel as if they were trying too hard, or just the opposite. How are these commercials going to be offering me cars or beer or Doritos?

     My five worst commercials had to be.....
            Number five: A snickers commercial with Willem Defoe wearing a Marilyn Monroe dress from a famous movie scene. Were they seriously out of ideas or did they just wanted to see the villain in the first spider man movie wear a dress?? I thought the Betty White Snickers commercial was funnier. I don't think that would be something Marilyn would love to see if she were alive.

           Number four: A Bud Light commercial starring Seth Rogan and *shutter* untalented Amy Schumer. Trying to promote a funnier campaign for Bud Light. It's a beer and because we're at the presidential campaign this year they just wanna make it stupider and use celebrities that are unfunny and not worth it. They can bring in Kanye West and make it look stupid I wouldn't buy it still. On the plus side, Paul Rudd was in it, on the minus side, only for a second.

   Number three: Christopher Walken scaring the daylights out of someone just for a Kia. I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm going to be disliking Super Bowl commercials. But this one is pretty interesting. He decides to scare someone when he goes into a walk in closet using socks and showing him a KIA. Well it's not as bad as those stupid hamsters looking like people driving KIAS but I didn't like it.


            Number two: It's for this sort of a beer commercial. We see this guy talking to a orange peel? Ok he might be high. But I think it has something to do with not drinking or driving or I don't know. It might be something forgettable which many of these people who thought of this idea will be forgetting. The product is called 'Shock Top' I don't know if it's a beer but this super bowl commercial is not as stupid, creepy or horrible as the number one ever.

     Number one:  I don't know what it is. Three boys are thirsty and soon what appears is an abomination thought up by a drunk member in the creative department. A dog head, monkey body and baby feet. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????? I felt children would be having nightmares over this. I think I had nightmares over this. It was for mountain dew or something, but this is not meant for anybody to see. If I ever find out who thought of this idea, I should thank him for giving me nightmares for the rest of my life, or just kill him. But this is the worst that Super Bowl 50 had to offer this year.


   There was one that was hilarious. It was a Doritos commercials where a man and his wife are looking at a sonogram of their child and she's upset that he's eating Doritos but the baby in the wife's stomach wanted one too, when she threw the Dorito away, well let's just say... lol.



  Till then, enjoy a cold freezing Valentine's day Nature has for us to offer.... and hopefully you will be near a warm open fire with your love ones or love one and eating a lot of chocolate.
    Usually Valentine's day isn't suppose to be this cold, but it is after all winter. It is made for lovers and Italian food. Ciao for now and Happy Valentine's day!