Movies coming out this Summer

 

    With Summer inching closer, there are some things we need to know. One of them being the movies coming out this summer. Some movies that are introduced in the summer. Some good and some.... well ok. is a better way of saying it. This year... for 2026, here are some movies coming out this summer.

 

  The Odyssey- Coming out in Mid-June, The Odyssey will be coming out. Do I wanna see it in theaters? I don't know. It's a maybe. This movie stars Matt Damon in the lead role and it follows the story of Odysseus and is based on a book by Homer. If you've read the book, then this movie might be for you. It's being directed by Christopher Nolan. A pretty good director, but will it be one that hits gold... or will it fall apart like the ending of the book? 

    The Devil Wears Prada 2- This movie is based on a book as well. I never got into the first movie. Having a second... I guess it's ok. Not gonna see it. Not a huge fan of Anne Hathaway, but love Meryl Streep who plays the lead antagonist as Emily Blunt is trying to be a new assistant or something like that. The book was written by Lauren Weisberger, and the movie will be directed by David Frankle.

  Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning- Another Mission Impossible movie starring Tom Cruise. Will it be the last? I don't know...but I'm not seeing it. Never got into these movies, or the TV show that it was based on. It's another one where Tom's character, Ethan fights off an Assassin and tries to save everyone. Bruce Geller wrote the books. It seems every movie coming out in the summer is based on a book.

 Minions and Monsters- The Minions are those yellow weirdos from the Despicable Me Franchise that went and have their own movies. The first one was good, the second one... passible. This one... I don't know. I feel these yellow dots are marketable in any way even if you put them in a movie. Trey Parker from South Park as well as Jesse Eisenburgh are going to guest voice in this movie. Trey did voice a villain in Despicable Me 3 and well...he's ok. Might see it when it hits streaming.

  Supergirl- Woman of tomorrow- She was seen at the end of the Superman movie. What do I think of this? Looks interesting; Might see it in theaters. The only Supergirl movie I remember is the one that came out the year I was born. There have been other versions, but with James Gunn producing, who knows. It's a maybe on my book.

 Scary Movie 6- This movie is starting to anger some Gen Zers saying that it's inappropriate and downright horrible. Well...I don't give a shit what they think. I'm an early-stage Millennial. These movies are funny...when Shawn and Marlon Wayne are writing it. This time, they wrote it and are in it. (I think one of them might be), but ever since the downfall of Mockbuster movies, I wonder if this will be an advantage or a disadvantage for this film.

  Coyote Vs. Acme- This movie has been pushed back a lot to the point to the point on where it wasn't going to be made or even released. Something must have happened because at the end of summer.... August mostly, the movie might be coming out. Apparently, a Looney Tunes Character named Wylie Coyote decides to sue the ACME cooptation. Will Forte portrays the lawyer for Wylie. Will I see this? Maybe.

  Star Wars Mandalorian and Grogu- This movie is supposed to be the conclusion to the Mandalorian. Last time I remember, Grogu was given to Luke Skywalker to watch over. Now with the fall of the Empire happening, it seems the New Republic want Grogu. I guess the Mandalorian will find a way to save and protect him from any danger that lies ahead. Of course, I will see this... but when it's on Streaming not in theaters 

  Toy Story 5- Hopefully... it will be the final Toy Story movie. In my opinion, it should have ended after the 3rd. But...it's coming back. Voice casting will be changed for Mr. and Mrs. Potato head since the original voice actors passed away. This time, the toys have to fight off the evils of technology. A tablet is the main villain and Woody, and his gang are going to find a way to stay alive as technology is now taking over children's lives. Might see it when it goes to streaming.

   Summer used to be a great season to go into a movie theater.  Now with streaming, it's hard to get anyone into a movie theater, but it is still in business as some theaters are in operation today. Some movies are going straight to streaming about two weeks after being in theaters. Boy times have changed.

Goddaughter Birthday- POEM

 

Eight years have gone by fast

another year older

for my one

and only

Goddaughter

Similar to me

in every way

Sweet

kind

Beautiful

charming

Josie Rae

or Jojo

as I love to call her

has been in my life

for eight years now

eight wonderful years

Eight years

of love and joy

and many more to come

love her

since I first met her

From her Baptism

to her future First Communion

I have been there

and I'm helping her grow

with three older brothers

no one

will mess with her

At times she is like me

and at other times

she is herself

but I see

a younger me

staring back

at me

Sweet as ever

sometimes 

gets timid

but nothing to fear

your fair godmother

is here

Celebrating 8 years

I love her

even if I'm not with her

it doesn't mean,

I still care for her

Happy Birthday Josie 'Jojo' Rae

Easter Bunny Movies

 

   Easter is this weekend and I was thinking about Movies involving Easter. Sure, there are movies involving bunny rabbits, but does it do with Easter? No. Only a few. But here are some movies that involve a hopping bunny rabbit.

  

   Zootopia is a movie involving animals. A bunny rabbit named Judy Hopps is the lead. Does it involve Easter? No, but she proves to herself that she is capable of solving a crime with the help of a Fox. There is a sequel involving a snake being scapegoated into a crime he didn't commit. Predictable ending, but still good....but it doesn't involve Easter in anyway.

  Peter Rabbit is based on a book created by Beatrix Potter. It doesn't have much to do with Easter. Mostly about a rabbit and a gardener and how the rabbit steals carrots in the garden. The book was better as this version would make Beatrix Potter roll in her grave. James Corban voicing the lead.... c'mon.

    This is an old cartoon movie, which was a short. About a bunny rabbit named Peter. I guess with this coming out in the 70's, all I can remember about it is that Peter wants to be the next Easter Bunny. Coloring eggs and delivering them to kids. He tries to overthrow an evil Easter Bunny; he does his best to stop him from running Easter. Like I said, I don't remember it.

  When I saw a preview for Hop, I thought I was having a fever dream or on acid. This has to be the worst Easter Bunny movie ever. First off.... Russell Brand voices the lead rabbit. Oh lord.... it's gonna get worse. James Marsden, who I'm ok with, becomes the human Easter Bunny since Russell Brand's character only wants to play drums and get high. 

   I wish this movie was all in my dreams because this movie flopped hard in theaters.

    Bambi is not an Easter movie, but it's one movie that is pretty good. Yes, we know about Bambi's mom being shot by a hunter, but Bambi does meet friends along the way. One being a rabbit named Thumper. Thumper....might have ADD. Very hyper, goes fast and well.... he's a cute rabbit that helps Bambi out with what happens after Bambi's mother dies. 

   Winnie the Pooh has been an amazing book that because cartoons and movies. One of them was an Easter Movie. Sadly, I never saw it. It's called Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo. One of the characters is a rabbit, but I think this one involves a character named Roo who is a Kangaroo. It came out in 2004, and it involved Easter with all the Winnie the Pooh characters. Although, one of the characters, Rabbit....isn't full of Easter spirit. Winnie and his friends try to make him happy.

  I want to add something in here that involves not only an Easter Bunny, but Easter in general. Around this time of year, some people of different faith celebrate Passover. I found out about this when I was young and watched a cartoon called Rugrats.

   Tommy's mother's family is Jewish, and they celebrate Hannukah and Passover. Tommy, as well as Angelica, learn about Passover and Moses freeing the Jews, or babies, to freedom from the evil Pharoah. 

   The Peanuts Gang have a special on Easter called: It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown. It came out in the 1970's and involves the Peanuts gang trying to get everything ready for Easter. So, it's not just the Great Pumpkin that Linus is looking for.... but an Easter Beagle which Snoopy portrays. Linus has an interesting imagination. 

   There are a lot of movies that are Easter related and some that involve rabbits. One being Guardians of the Galaxy, but I think that's more geared towards Christmas than Easter. Other movies involve rabbits either are for Easter or not.... but it's good to watch them to realize that there aren't many Easter movies. Even Prince of Egypt involves Mosses freeing the slaves. Happy Easter/Passover everyone. Enjoy the movies with rabbits. 

Little Miss Sunshine

   Recently watched 'Little Miss Sunshine' and it has been already 20 years since that movie came out. How has twenty years gone by. What is this movie about? Well...the story takes place in a small New Mexico town where a young girl (played by Abigail Breslin) wanting to get into a little miss sunshine pageant in California. 

   She enters the pageant while her father (played by Greg Kinner) is dealing with an opportunity of a lifetime. Meanwhile, her mother picks up her older brother (played by Steve Carell) out of a psychiatric ward after his life came crashing down.

    This movie would not be made today, but back in 2006, many people didn't know better. 

   Child beauty pageants were all the rage back in the mid 2000's. This movie shows one girl's obsession to win a pageant. She was considered a unique person and was being trained by her grandfather (portrayed by the late Alan Arkin)

    As they travel to California, a lot of things happen, some good.... some bad

   They have to ride in a beat-up van that breaks down, the horn is stuck, and the father is pulled over by an officer. Meanwhile, the older brother (portrayed by the criminally talented Paul Dano) takes a vow of silence until he gets into flight school.

   However; he is color blind and starts to blow up in front of everyone when he realizes that he won't be able to become what he wants to become.

  Alan Arkin won an Oscar for a supporting role in "Little Miss Sunshine" His portrayal as a fowl mouth grandfather who helps Olive get to the pageant even if he doesn't survive near the end of the movie. His overuse of drugs causes his character to overdose before reaching to their destination.

    Little Miss Sunshine was also nominated for best picture but lost to The Departed. 

   They finally made it to the pageant, but it seems Olive's brother and even father are having second doubts on her preforming after seeing how every other girl looks. Olive goes through with it and performs a disturbing routine with the music "super freak" People wanted her kicked off and disqualified, but it seems her family joins her and dances.

   They are later disqualified and are ok with it with Olive knowing her grandfather was helping her along the way.

  Twenty years later, this movie is still worth seeing. I enjoy it today. Sadly, we did lose Alan Arkin, and this movie would not be made today since having young girls' model or be in fashion shows seems highly.... inappropriate for today. 

  I guess, back then, people were into dressing up their young girls to put into modeling or down a runway. Not today

Is Spring Here?- POEM

 

The end of March is here

Spring has Sprung

But has it

has the cold disappeared

if so

why all the rain

The rain gets heavy

in the spring

as cold and hot

combined,

rain,

every day

April Showers,

do bring the May flowers

but it also brings the rain,

as well as the pollen,

and even,

the allergies

the sneezes

the coughing

the aches and pains

and feeling that pollen

is your mortal enemy

the sun is out

the flowers bloom

and the sun is out

at times

not everyday

From Easter,

to Mother's Day

Spring is here,

but it doesn't feel like it yet

It will soon

But it won't last long

Are all cereal mascots male?

 

     I don't eat cereal, but I know the certain mascots that are on the box of cereals. From the Cheerios honeybee to Tony the Tigar for frosted flakes. There is one question that might boggle some minds. Why no female cereal mascots?

     I mean yes, we do have female food mascots from the Mortan salt girl to Sunshine raisins girl. Even Land O Lakes had a female Indian on their butter packages before removing it. But....in the world of cereal mascots....no females. 

     Even Raj from Big Bang Theory pointed it out saying, "It's all one big breakfast sausage fest." LOL

   Snap, Crackle and Pop are known for their Rice Krispies cereal. Even their treats that are made with their cereal and melting marshmallow melting them together to make a rectangle treat. Snap, Crackle and Pop became the mascots that have changed with every few years. 

   They were friendly small mascots that make the cereal talk.

Cap'n Crunch is not even a Captain. He's an admiral. How would I know? The design of his uniform. The hat to the stripes on his jacket. But....he always claimed that his cereal stayed crunchy to the last bite.

    It was made by the Quaker Oats company as Cap'n Crunch's first name is Horatio. Some people claimed the cereal cut the roof of their mouth. Without me trying it....I wouldn't know, but I wouldn't be surprised.

   Tony the Tiger was voiced by the late Thurl Ravencroft. The man behind the "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" is involved in voicing the Tiger that wanted kids to play sports while eating sugary cereal. I feel this is......wrong. My brother used to eat this cereal. 

    People are trying to get kids off of sugary cereals like frosted flakes. But with this mascot.... I don't think it will work. At least he is promoting exercising. 

  Toucan Sam is another male cereal mascot that gave kids fruity rings called froot loops. However, all of the flavors taste the same.

   He used to be voiced by Mel Blanc. Now he's voiced by another actor. Plus....the recent design they made of him makes him look disturbing. It's gonna haunt my nightmares. I think they recently changed Sam back to normal after a lot of complaints and death threats to the Kellogg's company

    This bird has a problem. Before I stopped eating cereal, this was the cereal I was into. Eating chocolate cereal called Cocoa Puffs. The mascot was a bird that is obsessed with chocolate. He has a problem and needs help.

   Almost all of the mascots that were created has some sort of strangeness. This one goes 'cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

    And then, there's the Trix Rabbit who never had one bowl of Trix cereal. (Maybe he had I'm not sure) There is always a quote saying: 'silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.' And of course.... the bunny is depressed. And I thought the cuckoo bird had problems.

    

  With yesterday being St. Patrick's Day, this is one mascot that is tattooed in my childhood thanks to my brother's obsession for Lucky Charms. 

   It was like Cheerios but had marshmallow bits in it. Like horseshoes, blue moon, red ballon and a few more. They had an interesting ad which had kids trying to catch his cereal and he would find a way to escape. Works every time, I guess.

    Why do I feel there is no female cereal mascot in this? I don't know, maybe people thought the demographic would not work if a female character was on a cereal box. They would go with a bird, a bee, a rabbit and even a leprechaun. I guess it's ok, but I feel in the future, there will be our first cereal mascot. But who?