Italian Filmmakers destroying Titanic

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! This is for real. I will not blame Italy for this one, but only the psychopaths that thought it was a good idea to bring this into the world.

I have a feeling someone was tortured to watch this, and we were the ones being tortured.


  Let me explain. When I saw these, it was from Doug Walker aka Nostalgia Critic. I, myself couldn't believe that these really existed. First:  It was the "Titanic: The legend goes on". They flipped the story around with a rich man and a young woman. (Oh god, don't show the naked scene)
  Oh, by the way, they add in a rapping dog. WTH!!!! I can't even put into words if this was for the mentally ill, or made by the mentally ill. Either way, they try to do the same thing for the James Cameron version, scene for scene.
  By the end, they have a happily ever after? OK do they even remember the tragedy that took place. The sinking, losing almost 1,500 lives?

  I thought that was bad, but it got worse. A lot worse. Then the second one came: called "The legend of the titanic." How does it start off? By talking mice, kind of like the first one, but this is worse. Why? Because the grandfather mouse, and I am quoting here says... NOBODY DIED ON THE TITANIC.
  Here's something else. There's this girl named Elizabeth who is forced to marry a whale hunter. OK, this is stupid. But there's this guy, with no name and has a fetish for sniffing gloves.


Oh, and an octopus is responsible for saving all the passengers, even the captain, and goes down with the ship. OK, What's going on, am I on acid? who wrote this?  Let's just say the octopus, along with another mouse that gave his life, SURVIVE and Elizabeth marries the man whos sniffs gloves. All done right?

 NOPE, there's another, one that is the worst of all...
Tentacalino.

  The name of the octopus from the last movie, or nightmare,  starts with the two remaining humans from the last movie to discover Atlantis...wasn't this supposed to be about Titanic? Oh forget it...
  Side note, they can actually communicate with the mice and the dog...
There is also a scene where they make it to what appears to be... a psychotic version of toy land and are, gassed? I'd be...you can hear in the background of one scene where toys are singing, someone saying "this is scary" I AGREE WITH THEM!

  They end up finding Atlantis and become slaves or something, oh by the way, where's the Octopus? This movie is titled 'Tentacalino' the name of the octopus in the last movie, barely there. All we see is suicidal mice that are racist as well, talking dogs falling in love...
   Oh and a Scottish child...that is dressed up like a doll that was a curse, and I say was, because he takes the wig off and becomes a leader?



I'm not mad a Italy... It seems they were trying to find an easy way to make. Making sharks gang members, having the father of the lead girl held hostage so they can hunt whales?? I don't find this has ANYTHING TO DO with Titanic. If children saw this, they would be ashamed. Even the people who died on the ship... be glad they aren't alive. This is just ridicules. Why did you have to make THREE horrible renditions of the titanic cartoon, with a rapping dog, talking mice, sharks that are gang members, a talking Octopus that saves the ship and the passengers...what is going on? This is not for kids, adults or the mentally insane. This is GARBAGE!


   I still love Italy, but this is one part of the country I am ashamed about. I feel sorry for the voice actors, animators and even writers? What were they thinking? If you want a good history lesson of Titanic, watch the History Channel's titanic remembrance history lessons about the sad tragedy that befall 1,500 people that didn't make it out alive.

  Or even the 1997 version of Titanic, which I still love 21 years later. It is breathtaking, extraordinary and even heart breaking.

Till then... stick to classics, and children want to know what really happened, remember there's always Google as well as Titanic 1997. Ciao Bloggers. (REMEMBERANCE OF TITANIC)