Crank Yankers 2019

Sometimes, Comedy Central can be crude, irritating, disgusting...well not all the time, and I'm not talking about South Park. Many years ago, they had a show that involved the use of puppets. It's as if Muppets were on crack and using the telephone. Yes, it's about prank calls with puppets.



The characters they have on the show can be a mentally retrarted puppet to a gross out event involving sex, toilet humor or anything that is useful for Comedy Central and this is definitely not for kids.

Characters like:

  * Spoonie luv- Voiced by Tracy Morgan; considered a lover, would call people for advice whether it's about love, how to make love and even how to well...you get the picture

  *Hadassah Guberman- Voiced by Sarah Silverman; a girl who either tries to apply for a job, or even tries to explain to someone over the phone why she is the best, or why she go crabs in her *bleep*

  *Special Ed-  Voiced by Jim Florentine; is special for a reason. Is mentally challenged, wears a helmet, and calls people just to shout 'YAY!' or asks if 'Air Bud' is playing in theaters

  *OCD Ken- Voiced by Kevin Nealon; Has massive OCD issues, tells people to do certain things to clear his OCD habit. He's ok.


There are other memorable characters like: Elmer Higgins- an elderly man voiced by Jimmy Kinmel, Niles Standish- British, wants to double the price of anything and is voiced by Tony Barbieri.

   Many other guest actors voiced various characters: Eminem, Patton Oswalt, Seth MacFarlane, Lil Jon, Nicole Sullivan...there are too many to name.

  And what do these sleezy puppets do? Well, they use real callers, business what not, blur out the business and the persons name at the other end, and they provide a joke, or gross humor, which ends up with hanging up, or satisfying them. It's ok, but what does the 2019 version have?

Jimmy Kimmel and a few other executives brought back just recently. Changing the whole premise. Even having the puppets use cell phones as well as blue tooth. Changing the dynamic. Making it as funny as it use to be. I wouldn't call it a reboot, but more like bringing it back from the dead. It is funny in some areas, but did it really need to come back? Well I'll say yes and no, but you be the judge and beware who's on the other line. LOL

Are Naps healthy?

   Everyone enjoys a good nap now and then, but are they healthy for us? Science says we lose 40% of the day just sleeping most of the time.


Everyone does sleep. But mostly we get tired in the middle of the day. Is it lack of energy? Lack of sleep at night? It could be anything. I just wonder, is it healthy for us?

   Sometimes I wonder, if I start sleeping...during my nap, do I waste my life?

I don't think so. Some people suggesting napping once in a while is good for your brain. Keeping your mind awake while you sleep.
Babies nap the most and the elderly come in second. It seems sometimes, a good nap is a good thing. Rejuvenation after a long day, and before a good nights sleep...but then again, it could keep you up all night because of it.


  When we nap, we do dream as we do when we sleep. There are things called REM sleep, which involves rem cycles in our body. Cat naps, which is really more for cats, but then again, it's just a short sleep.
Because of cap nip, cats usually end up zonked for a long while, days even. Mostly cats love sleep, but kids...

   When kids get older, at toddler stage, they start hatting naps. They start getting fuzzy hearing the word 'nap'
They get restless, and do you think they want to sleep for about an hour? I wouldn't mind that. As you get older, you would wanna nap. To keep your mind happy and yourself restful.



Whether you love to nap or not, In my mind, I think they are healthy. Yes you might be sleeping some of your life, but then again, you're awake more often than you think.

   Sometimes napping is good for the soul, for mind and the body. Till then, get a good nights rest, and if not, never hurts to take a nap. Ciao bloggers, and enjoy your naps.

Welcome our robot overlords

The future is bleek,

the world seems dark,

as if,

it comes to an end,

human connection...lost,

darkness ensumes,

Metal becomes the new thing,

technology extanding,

as if our world is fading,

is going techno,

turning to the dark side,

robots take over 

putting our trust in computers,

yet never understanding,

a push of a button, 

your food arrives,

self check out machines,

no more human contact,

is this what we are turning into,

what the world is becoming,

that every minute,

we lose a job,

a life,

our social means of human connection,

the touch of skin,

has become,

a distant memory,

But what do I think of the change,

Do we accept,

Become one with the technology,

or do we give up,

say no more,

and leave?

Change is crazy, 

Insane,

but it's part of life,

and I say,

"Welcome our robot overlords"

Help us,

teach us,

save us,

from the past,

and welcome us,

into a future,

we will soon accept