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Friday, March 7, 2025

Wilted Flowers- POEM


 

On the windowsill you see wilted flowers.

  An old man looks to see the dying flowers. He decides to draw that particular flower. 





 Without any pedals, he feels the flower giving birth 

      and wants to revive it through art.


With a ring on his finger and a paint brush in his hand,

he goes to work on his painting


It takes him

three

to four months 

to finish it while the flower rots away


With the flower gone

and the panting finished,

he starts mirror writing the words:

Beauty can still be seen in the eyes of a dead flower


Bearded,

he feels paint on it,

he doesn't care as he keeps painting alone,

with it,

Never giving it away


The next day,

he starts to mirror write

in his journal

how he sees beauty

to the machines he built,

to the painting

he has created

He doesn't care,

hate it,

or love it,

but he doesn't want

anyone

to know it

Not even his supposed soulmate

Life is beautiful 

even in

a dying flower















Sunday, March 2, 2025

Happy birthday, Jon Bon Jovi

 









    Not only is it "Read across America" day in honor of Dr. Seuss' birthday, but there is another. An artist that goes by the name of John Francis Bongiovi. Short for Jon Bon Jovi. Today is his birthday and he has been an amazing artist, but he also had an amazing band back in the 80's










  Born on March 2nd in 1962, Jon Bon Jovi didn't start becoming popular or known until 1974 when he had a small band in high school that he would start preforming with a band called Raze. In later years, mostly in the early 80's mostly rock and roll were starting to become popular. Bon Jovi gone on the band wagon and started his own band called Bon Jovi









 He started becoming known mostly in New Jersey around Atlantic City with a few other performers like Alec John who played the bass, Tico Torres who was a drummer and Richie Sambora. They started their band and a became a huge hit.










    One album I want to talk about from Bon Jovi and his band is 'Slippery when wet' An album title you would see on a road sign, which is where Jon and his band got the name of the album. They have songs like: 'Raise your hand' ', 'You give love a bad name', 'Livin' on a Prayer' and 'Wanted dead or alive.'









  They had other hit songs that they were known for, but in the 90's... they weren't that memorable as we know them now. 

   Around early 2000's it seemed Jon and is band struck gold with a song called... 'It's my Life'. I love the song, and the music video was pretty good as well.










   Once in a while, Jon Bon Jovi went solo with some of his hits. Not many were as popular when he was in the band. Back in the 80's he had a lotta hair and they were considered 'hair bands' back in the 80's.

  Jon cut his hair when the years went by signifying the hair might be gone....but he was not. He did pretty well and still at times sings solo with some hits.










   Jon Bon Jovi is considered a really nice person when it comes to the fans. Some singers (like Beyonce or JLo) would treat their fans and teamsters like shit.

    Bon Jovi is the polar opposite of that. He even would sing some of his own songs at a karaoke bar if it was playing. He would even sign autographs and feel like he was just a normal human being. Which he is.









    Now, he's 63 years old, and it seems he's still doing great. Sure, he hasn't been performing much like he used to, but he does show once in a while he still got it.

   Hope he, as well as a few others, have a wonderful birthday. It's your live, Jon. We're just enjoying your company.

Wednesday, February 26, 2025

50th Anniversary of SNL

 








  I can't believe it has been now 50 years of SNL skits, laughter, and memorable, memorable guest stars. SNL, which stood for Saturday Night Live back then started on October of 1975. With the original cast. Some that are still with us and some...that did not survive. 

    Here are some of my favorite skits and memorable (some not so) that would remember from this show.










  Lorne Michaels is the person to thank because it was his idea to start a show late at night when back in the days, not many shows were made for late night TV. He proved them wrong. Fifty years later, it's still going on. Not as strong as it used to be, but let's just say, there are memorable moments as well










     In 1975, the 'not so ready for prime time' players as they were called, started showing skits as well as singers coming up and performing one or two songs minimum. Dan Aykroyd was one of the first. One his memorable skits was him portraying a ditzy Julia Child.

   Having a horrible accent and pretending to cut his finger having blood streaming out. Julia Child loved it and would show the clip to her guests and writing a thank you note to Dan Aykroyd. 









     I didn't really get into SNL until the mid to late 90's. I saw a few skits when my parents weren't watching. Having a late Chris Farley acting like a strange man pretending to motivate kids using the words, "I live in a van..... DOWN BY THE RIVER!" Later smashing into furniture or a wall.

    He and David Spade were always considered a funny couple. Right up until Chris Farley's death.








   I've talked about the SNL Jeopardy skit, so I'll go to another. One of my favorite skits ever created. It was a Blue Oyster Cult band (being portrayed by Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell and a few others) having Christopher Walken listening to their hit, "Don't fear the Reaper"

  The famous: I gotta have more cowbell. line is said by Christopher Walken as Will Farrell decides to do funny stuff with the skit cracking me up.











    There are also some unpleasant moments that happened. One being Sinead O'Conner performing Bob Marley's War, and at the end holds up a picture of Pope John Paul II and rips it up in front of the audience.

  She shouts, "FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY!" After that, not even the applause sign was lit. Everyone was just...silent. The next week, Joe Pesci guest starred and showed the photo that was ripped tapped back together. Sinead was no longer allowed on SNL after that.









    A lot of singers and guests were banned, and some still are. But another skit became a famous Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Only available around the holiday season. Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon portray two women who are on a talk radio show.

   Alec Baldwin was guest host that day and they were talking about his 'Schweddy Balls'. His last name is supposed to be Schweddy and it's a play on words as Ana and Molly eat succulent balls of meat or cheese. It just.... comes out wrong









  One more skit I wanna talk about. It's called *Bleep* in a box. A Christmas song sung by Justin Timberlake and Andy Sandberg. They perform a song as they have a box with a penis shaped hole in it.

   The women open the box and well...you get the joke. It is funny but, a little dirty to some people. 

    There were so many skits that I have remembered about, and well.... they did have a special recently commemorating 50 years on TV.











      In the anniversary special, they had most of the cast as well as celebrities in the show. They had skits like Black Jeopardy where Keenan (longest still going on cast member today) is the host.

   Rachael Dratch brings back her 'Debbie Downer' character that almost pissed off not only a few celebrities, but Robert De Niro as well. John Mullaney, who used to be a writer with SN, wrote a skit that involved New York. 

   There was so much going on. Even singers from Paul Simon (who was banned before but was brought back years ago) to Paul McCartney.










  Wanted to add one more thing I remember before ending this. Ashlee Simpson SNAFU. Forget what year this was, somewhere around the 2000's. Ashlee, who was Jessica Simpson little sister, was singing pieces of me as her first song.

   She was about to sing another song that was in her new CD. I forget the name, but it seemed Ashlee was lip syncing. Pieces of me started to play and she was embarrassed. 









    50 years of amazing talent, skits, actors, guest starts and much more. Sadly, I don't think they will make it another 50 years. Lorne has been thinking of retiring and leaving SNL to someone else. 

  That was a rumor, but then again, he's in his late 70's and getting on in years. SNL is still going on focusing on talent as well as skits and who the new singers are. I'm ok with the show, and i will watch a new episode when it's on. Happy 50th Anniversary to SNL. I'm strating to feel old now.

Sunday, February 23, 2025

How worse we have become....-POEM

 


The world is not what it used to be,

where cheerful joy,

is silenced,

by violence,

it seems not only has America changed, 

but so have we.


An apocalyptic future,

only seen in film,

could happen,

one day,

if we keep going,

the route.

we are now


People seem angrier now,

Even having nicknames as,

Kevin for Male.

and Karen,

for Female,

why,

and when did this begin?


Wondering if anyone,

will be the same again,

wondering,

if the world,

will ever be at peace



Some people blame others,

as others blame themselves,

did we change,

or did the world change?

If so....

how can we,

become normal again


Some people still believe,

America is ok,

while others,

are leaving

for a better world,

to me,

I feel safe,

where I am,

yet fear,

for what's yet to come


We know one day,

there will be peace,

don't know when,

but we know,

we will find it,

till then,

I will stay strong,

feeling that there is hope,

for a better future
























Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Worst Super Bowl commercials 2025

 







    Some Super Bowl commercials are considered memorable, but why does this year's batch feel forgettable to me? The best thing was the Eagles winning the Super Bowl. I can't believe that even happened and I'm happy about that more than these commercials. I'll give you the worst bunch before I pick one that I liked.










Pringles- I don't understand Pringles ads these days. I stopped eating those chips, although sometimes I do get a little craving, and I say little for the reason that I think other chips are tastier. This ad had Nick Offerman losing his mustache. He ain't the only one. Andy Reid, LeBron James and a few others as someone places their mouth into a pringles and hollers. I don't get it. How does this sell chips. It freaked me out.








Bud Light- I'm not a beer drinker, but I think most soda and beer companies go heavy with their super bowl ads. This one had Post Malone, Shane Gills and Payton Manning getting everyone to a backyard barbecue to make it the best as they serve bud light. I don't even give a shit anymore with ads that have too many celebrity endorsements. Good for them I guess, but didn't give a shit. 








HexGlad Cookware- I love Gordon Ramsay. He shows off some space age pan to some people, mostly aliens, and it was...fine. Not great, but I love Gordon and even he thinks Pete Davidson as an alien is a little...strange. Although, then again, he could be. I never use the products, so I would say...hit and miss. This commercial was not horrible, but forgettable.








Hellmann's- Ever seen the movie: When Harry Met Sally, well, I guess they wanted to relive the orgasm at the diner scene using Hellmann's mayonnaise. Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal are in this commercial reliving the diner experience. Having Hellmann's mayo in her sandwich. The you-know-what happens and well.... I won't have what she's having.














Totino's- I'll put this in the not bad category. Ever seen E.T.? I have...this pizza roll commercial has this alienlike creature hang out with Tim Robbins, Sam Richardson and a few kids as he starts to go home. The doors close...on him and he dies. The kids scream bloody murder as one of the father's says, "That's what happens." Or something like that. How does this show off the pizza roll? I felt like I watched Mac and Me with no tragedy.










Dunkin- Dunkin Donuts or whatever you wanna call it, has been pulling Ben Affleck into their commercials. He has his brother, Casey as well as few other people, mostly Bostonians as they're called into their ads. Jay and Silent Bob make an appearance. What do I think about this ad?  Stupid. I don't even drink coffee.


Somewhat Honorable mentions: 








  Stella Artois-
I'm guessing this is a drink commercial that has Matt Damon and David Beckham in it that think they're long-lost brothers. LOL. How does this promote the drink? I guess I'm putting it in this category because it wasn't bad. Not good either; I like Matt Damon and well I don't drink this drink. Guessing it's alcohol. I feel this commercial was fine.









  Budweiser- I thought this commercial was one of my favorites. I never drank beer. Never will, but just like Bud Light and all the other ads, Budweiser is one of the tops in beer sales when it comes to Super Bowl commercials. This one had a tiny Clydesdale using all his might to deliver one small kegger of beer to his master who dropped it without realizing it. Bringing it all the way to him. Not a bad ad at all. One of my favorites.




    





Michelob Ultra- Another beer ad that I thought was pretty good. Two actors from the Beetlejuice movie, Catherine O'Hara and Willem DeFoe decide to play pickleball with random strangers for the Michelob beer. They win and challenge others. They would lose as well. I never knew both of them were good at pickleball. Then again, it is a beer ad, and I bet they wanted the beer pretty badly.










Booking.com- Booking. com is a site to find places to book. Like Airbnb, but stranger. I don't know there are so many sites now to blook places it's getting out of hand. This one has the Muppets. It's...passible. I love the Muppets, well...I used to. They're still around and in this ad, they try to find a place to stay. Miss Piggy all draped in pink, Kermit and Fozzie finding a place. Gonzo on a rocket. All that. This is fine, I just don't use that site at all.









Little Caesars- The pizzeria that's trying to be Dominos or Pizza Hut, this ad has Eugene Levy with his eyebrows all happy for eating a small bite-size pizza puff they have in Little Caesars. Not as creepy as the Pringles one, this was ok. I love Eugene Levy and well...the pizza place is ok. I haven't had it in years. Would I try it because of this ad? Do I fear my eyebrows will do that? We'll see, but mostly no.


THE ONE TO GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES:









Mountain Dew- First off... Seal is a seal. Well, they used computers to digitally place his face on a seal. He sings 'Kiss from a Lime' from his original song, 'kiss from a rose' He tries to open a Mountain Dew with a twist of lime, but he's a fuckin' seal. I don't think it'll open. It also had...I think Jason Mamoma or an impersonator driving a boat and everyone enjoying the Mountain Dew in question. My eyes almost bled after seeing that. I would not try the product after seeing that.










   There were so many ads. And yet, why did they not feel special this year? Maybe I was more focused on the game, or maybe I don't know I just felt they weren't as special as the rest. Glen Powell driving a Ram truck, Bill Murry in a Yahoo ad, Shaboozy eating Nerds and many more. Even Bad Bunny, Michael Shannon and Aubrey Plaza eating Ritz wasn't that popular. These ads were trying to get their product out the door and into people's homes. That's what all ads do. This year....it might have for some people, but not for me. I was happy for the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl this year.

Friday, February 14, 2025

Happy Valentine's Day- POEM



It's the day of Love

A day where

Love

is stronger

than hate


Hearts,

are everywhere,

love,

is in the air

you feel that,

it's a day,

full of heart shapes,

romance,


Flowers,

chocolates,

romantic foods,

and candlelight dinners,

when Valentine's Day,

becomes 

romantic,

for many reasons


Foods,

in the shape of a heart,

from pizza,

to sandwiches,

even desserts,

are shaped into hearts,

chocolate dipped strawberries,

and many more



Romance sparks,

as love 

sparks

through the night,

Valentine's Day,

brings people together,

even ones,

that are single,

still feel,

their love is strong



When you are young,

and in school,

you would make Valentine's cards,

and place them in their desks,

now....

kids do it digitally.



Cutting hearts out of construction paper,

trying not to feel embarrassed with what you write,

on your card,

feeling that,

they will love you back


Feeling special,

today,

on all holidays,

makes you feel,

special inside,

even giving you,

the feeling of love


Enjoy your Valentine's day,

alone,

or with someone you love,

feel the love,

no matter where you are,

Happy Valentine's Day