Christmas is coming. We can't stop that, but there are some things about the holiday that can be stopped, only if.... people weren't cheap on the gifts...or forgot. This thing is.... horrible Christmas gifts. Last minute stocking stuffers or even gifts that look as if they made from a nightmare. Here are some of them.
I'm not going to diss rocks, but unless it's a painted rock with Christmas theme or messages on them that tell the giver how they feel about them, it's just a rock. Finding one of those rocks as a last-minute gift...seems cheap, I just feel finding a rock in your backyard to give to someone just because you forgot the actual gifts, seems kind of like...you cheated them out of a great gift.
I don't know who invented underpants for your hands, but they should be drugged out into the street and shot. This is a horrible Christmas gift that I wouldn't give to my worst enemy. We have gloves to keep us warm of course. This was just...what was it? An excuse to give a shitty gift to someone. To me, these are a waste of a gift.
Unless you have a friend that has a green thumb, this is one gift that is skippable. They might have been popular back in the 80's along with the clapper (which also is a pathetic gift for Christmas). Now it's the same as watching paint dry. Boring and useless. Sometimes, they didn't even work. They would have annoying song singing... Cha-cha-cha Chia! This is Pa-pa-pa pathetic.
Ever had an ugly sweater for Christmas? Well...some people make it a Christmas tradition making tacky Christmas Sweaters to deem which one is the ugliest at Christmas Parties. I would never be caught dead wearing an ugly Christmas sweater. Dawn we now our gay apparel? In the words of Brian Griffan from Family Guy: "doesn't get much gayer than this."
Ever loved Bacon so much that you want to make a wallet out of it? Some people are freaks about bacon that they would even wear it in their pockets. I think some people need to get help. This would not be a Christmas present worth giving unless you have someone in the family that is addicted to bacon 24/7
Ok, this is just stupid. If you really think buying things off the TV would be a perfect way to give as a Christmas gift...you might want to rethink your life. Even though all AS SEEN ON TV ads aren't 100% useless, it doesn't mean you should get a gag gift to someone so you can laugh at them. Changes are, they won't use it much and just stash them into the closet forgetting about it though the other 11 months we have.
Even though, every year the holidays come and go, there's always a gift that is considered either a last-minute gift, or something that is considered horrendous that no one in their right mind would buy unless they were desperate. Gift cards have been very useful for last minute gift ideas. Till then, good luck and pray you don't get coal this year.
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