TOP 10 WORST FAMILY GUY EPISODES!

First off, I talked about my worst Simpson episodes. This time, I'm going to be leaning towards Family Guy.

  Why? Because lately, it hasn't been the same since the second time it was cancelled and brought back.

   I'll be talking about the top ten best in a nearby future. But for now: the worst of the worst. The lowest of the low my pick for the TOP TEN WORST FAMILY GUY EPISODES EVER!




10. Second hand Spoke (12th Season)- Peter decides to take up smoking, so he can have more smoke breaks at work. It goes way too far and loses his skin and most of his brain cells over this. He even becomes the new spokesperson to campaign a no smoking advertisement. He gets addicted and well.. long story short, he eventually beats the addiction. Meanwhile Stewie helps Chris defend himself against bullies giving him better insults, and let's just say Chris goes overboard when he is starting to run for class president. I put this on the top because it wasn't the worst, but I feel this episode is a little harsh on both ends. With Peter's smoking and Chris being a mean brother.


9. Brian and Stewie (9th season)- No surprise why this one is here. Brian and Stewie are locked in a safe deposit room in the bank for a whole weekend. Stewie realizes why Brian had stashed a gun in his safe deposit box. It had something to do with gun control issues, to revealing him being suicidal and wanting to kill himself. I know some of Brian and Stewie's adventures are amazing, but I don't think this one is. It's takes a dark, deep, depressing turn when we learned how depressed Brian is and how sad Stewie would be if Brian was gone. Not worth the watch.


8. Seahorse Seashell Party (10th season)- Wow, either Mila Kunis got sick of her character, Meg, being picked on the time and had a nervous breakdown; or one of the writers felt that Meg needed to be a bitch.
 A storm comes and the whole family is trapped inside. Finding something to do when the power is out, Peter makes constant noises, and Meg finally reveals her angry side on what she is like to the family, worthless. Meanwhile Brian takes some drugs and goes on a tripped out ride as well. He cuts his ear off and Stewie has to help him get back to normal. I reason I don't like this one is not because of Brian's tripped out scenes, but Meg. Even Mila Kunis felt that this wasn't the Meg she knew. Flipping out on everyone in her family. Just horrible.



7. Back to Woods (6th season)- This show is known for James Woods being either a building in the show's town or, either guest starring as himself in some episodes. This one has James Woods getting back at Peter after what he did the previous time they saw each other. Peter loses his wallet, James Woods finds it, and personifies Peter's identity. I know in many episodes they talk about 9/11, why? Seth McFarlane was almost on one of the planes that went into one of the towers. In this one, Peter becomes James Woods and talks about a comedy movie that takes place around 9/11. That's just an insult in my opinion. A spit on this episode. It was not worth it at all.

6. Quagmire's dad (8th season)- And here is more disappointment. This one has a pretty disgusting ending actually. Quagmire finally meets his long lost dad. He becomes a transvestite, and even tries to find a date. Quagmire has mixed emotions about all of it. Soon, finding out worse, Brian falls in love with him and they make out. GROSS! Quagmire finds out and they fight. Why do I find the ending gross? Well, mostly with Brian finding out it was Quagmire's dad he was fooling around with. I have nothing against transvestites. They seem like normal human beings to me. But treating them as if it was gross out situation, well....this is why I don't prefer seeing this at all.

5. Patriot's game (4th season)- I HATE THE NEW ENGLAND PLATRIOTS!!!! There I said it. But with the Griffin family living in Rhode Island, that state usually is Patriot fans everywhere. With this one, they had the balls to have Tom Brady come and have Peter play for the Patriots, or so he thought. Tom Brady being a jackass says that Peter would never be with the patriots, and makes him play for another team. Brady and the Patriots play against his team and well...they lose (Peter's team of course). Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie had a bet on who would win a boxing match. Carol Channing (god rest her soul) or Mike Tyson. Carol wins, Brian loses and is threated for giving money to Stewie or else.


4. Brian's a bad father (12th season)-  It seems most episodes revolve around Brian Griffin. This one he finds out from an ex that he has a son. WAIT! He's a dog, and he is a father to a human boy? I don't wanna know. Not only that, he tries to become a good father, but it doesn't work out. He tries his hardest to change his son's life by getting him into a good school and realizes that his son is better off not knowing him at all. Stewie starts having a crush on Brian's son, don't ask. And meanwhile Peter and his friends go hunting.
   I feel this is such a derating episode. It shows that not only a bad father, but a bad character in the show all together. Seth McFarlane feels that Brian's charaters was getting worse with each season. This is one of those times I would want to say, "BAD DOG!"


3.Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey (13th season)- Peter meets Bill Clinton at a gym. They become good friends, get high and do weird stuff. Bill, however, is not a good influence to Peter. Lois tries to tell Bill that, but they end up sleeping together. Peter finds out and gets upset. Brian, while this is happening, has to learn how to use the toilet so he wouldn't go outside. Let's just say, it doesn't work out well. I don't find this one of the strongest episodes, but it seems with the title "Bogus Journey" they're just ripping out the title from a really good movie "Bill and Ted: Bogus Journey"

2. Life of Brian (12th season)- I'm going to say this right now. WORST BRIAN GRIFFIN EPISODE EVER. They decide, the assholes that work with Seth, decided to kill off Brian Griffin. They decided that he would get hit by a car and die. Yeah, ok I don't see why they would kill off a character that would be coming back in the thirteenth season anyway. Some people were sad, and others shocked that Family Guy made this move. They even decide to get another dog to replace Brian. But he was boring! I love Tony Sorico, but for him be the new dog, that's a new low.


   There have been pretty bad and weak episodes to show how worse Family Guy has been getting. Why it needs to end, why they should have kept the plug pulled after the second cancellation. But there is one episode that is not only cringeworthy to watch, but downright disgusting!

   The number one worst episode of Family Guy is:


1. Screams of Silence: The story of Brenda Q. (10th season)- I don't think abusive relationships are ever meant to be in comedy. Quagmire has a sister that is in an abusive relationship with her boyfriend. Quagmire decides to hang himself. Is saved by his friends. His sister (who is voiced by "Always Funny in Philadelphia" actress Katlin Olsen) visits him. The Griffins soon learn that her boyfriend is abusive. Punching her, pushing her, and almost choking her to death. This episode has been disgusting since the first scene, and already I feel cringeworthy. Quagmire, with Peter and Joe's help, decide to kill off her boyfriend.
   I feel this has to be one of the worst episodes because of the addressing issues of abuse and neglect. To the fact that Quagmire tries to kill himself on multiple occasions. Abusive relationships should be addressed in a civilized way, not become a comedic joke for people to laugh at. From the first time I saw this episode, I knew Family guy had lost my respect. And whoever wrote that episode, does not how what abusive relationships are like. I never been in one, never want to be in one, but I've seen it before, and it's not a pretty picture. That's why I rate this episode the worst of Family Guy!


  Till then, remember that not every Family Guy episode is bad, and one day, I'll show the top ten. Ciao, Bloggers.

Amy's Baking Company

      Remember when I was talking about another failed restaurant called the "Black Pearl", and I said there was another worse restaurant featured in "Kitchen Nightmares"?
   Well, this is the one. The holy grail of WORST RESTAURANTS EVER. Even Ramsey walked out before the show ended, it was horrible.


 Here's how it started....



   Taking place in Scottsdale, Arizona, a restaurant called: AMY'S BAKING COMPANY. The restaurant is run by a psychotic woman named Amy and her husband Sammy (who is probably a few years older than her)

   They married right on the spot and created a restaurant since Amy's considered, in her own words, "one of the best bakers ever"


BULLS**T!!!! In the words of some of her employees:
  She was insane, rude, can't take an ounce of critisism.
   She would yell and even Sammy would be scared of her at times. Not even going to the kitchen to eplain that another customer was complaining on their food not being cooked properly.

   She would get mad and burn it to spite them.


They were even commented on yelp by what they called: HATERS saying that their food was fake. They responded back with an e-mail, calling that yelper nothing but hateful, cruel words, thinking he was a coward.

  It didn't help, because, Sammy was just as bad. First off...

Before Ramsey came, the cameramen were there watching everything go down the night before. All they got was Sammy and Amy yelling at their customers, retaliating from the complaints of the food being gross, and kicking people out, threatening to call the police because of their long wait on a pizza.

   When Ramsey came in, he was surprised to see how clean the kitchen and the dining room was, feeling as if he was being pranked. He even tried one of Amy's deserts before having his lunch, calling it delicous. But it soon started to unravel for Ramsey when he had his lunch.
His pizza was not cooked, his burger  was dry and gross, and worst of all, he learned that the waitresses never get tipped. It all went to Sammy and Amy. Which was disgusting.


   He soon got a deeper look at the restaurant; seeing how Amy functions as not only an owner but a horrible baker. Getting complaints from customers, being rude, and even fiering an employee for asking a simple question.

  Just Wow.

Later, the next day, Ramsey calmly explains to both Amy and Sammy how deeply upset he was with Amy's attitude and how she treated an employee for just asking a question, as well as noticing that the raviolis were frozen and that the waiters don't get tipped. He went deeper, talking to past employees, finding out much worse as in most of the male waiters had to wash Sammy's car, that people who work with food or studied in the field were not considered real chefs, and that mostly 50 to 100 employees were fired within the first three months of opening.

   Ramsey did a ballsy move, deciding that it was useless to help someone that couldn't take criticism and walked out the door, never helping Amy's Baking Company. The internet went insane after the show ended, BuzzFeed made a few cracks, as others created cartoons.



A year later, before Kitchen Nightmares ended, they did an inside look at the one restaurant he couldn't save. Having the employees that were no longer working for them, explain what happened after he left. One quit when Sammy noticed she was taking tips. She threw the money in their face, and left.

  Another just walked out, and many more customers, after watching the show, wanted to go and see if it was a bad as they said it was. One man explained that he found flies in his drink. Sammy suggested that he put them in there. They argued, and they were later told to leave. Half of the staff, and they even had an interview with Amy and Sammy to find out more on their side.

  It was worthless, since all they did was blame Ramsey for what happened. They had to change their policies, they had merchandise, but it was not working out. A couple years later, they closed for good.


I don't know what happened, but knowing from experiences being in horrible and dealing with horrible people, these two needed to be sent into an insane asylum. They even think of their cats as people. What a weirdo. I don't know if they broke up after they closed the restaurant, but I pray they aren't opening another restaurant in Scottsdale, or Phionex or ever Springerville.


  This was the number one most watched episode of Kitchen Nightmares, and even Gordon admits that there was nothing he could do to help them. Even if they did send a tape saying that they needed help.

  We will never know what happened, but all I know is that is one restaurant that never needed to be saved.