Everyone knows what pop tarts are. They are a breakfast creation from the 70's in a combination of pop art and tart. They became so freaking popular, that everyone has had one. Even me. I like either unfrosted Strawberry or S'mores. Those are the only two I'll eat. But there are some flavors that are no more. Here they are, and why.... they are gone.
Mint chocolate chip pop tart is like shoving junior mints or thin mints in a pop tart. I never had it, but people did rave that they were both chocolaty and minty as well. It didn't last, but most of the time, these pop tarts were not toasted but put in the freezer or on a stick calling it Pop Tartcicles.
There was a pop tart that printed out Trivia or anything related to a tv show on the icing of the pop tart. They were called Printed Fun Pop Tarts. They mostly would print out facts on the icing after it was toasted. It's as if it's some sort of magic trick, and kids ate it up. It came in many flavors but was always frosted. Sadly, it is no longer around.
Some pop tarts were round while most of them are usually rectangle. Most of the pastry swirls are in different flavors. Some are in strawberry cheesecake. So, what happened to this Pop Tart. It wasn't popular as others, plus it was only for a limited time.
Two flavors in one pop tart. One side could be blueberry while the other can split and be cherry. Some of them were pretty tasty and was great together. But, unlike the S'mores that were great with two flavors in one, these didn't last. Why? I don't know. I never had one. Some of these splitz were edible, and some you could pull apart like a kit kat.
Unless you had a nut allergy, these are the pop tarts for you. Unfortunately, they are no longer on shelves. One being peanut butter flavored and another being a Reece's flavored pop tart. They were mostly limited edition and wouldn't last long. Some people have petitioned for it to come back, but to no avail.
I love French Toast. I love to make it at home. But in a Pop Tart...I don't know how I feel about that. Some people feel the same way. It might taste good toasted, but it doesn't seem like a Pop Tart that would last on the shelves for long.
Pop Tarts as a cereal. It's true, but the first time it happened, I was ten and it was 1994. They showed cursid videos of teens eating the cereal and either playing grunge rock or thinking they were dreaming. It lasted for a few years, and then...was gone. It came back around 2020 and well...it wasn't long lasted, and some people feel Pop Tarts are better in a toaster.
Whose bright idea was it to mix soda and Pop Tarts together? Well, this one was definitely short lived. A&W and Crush combined their root beer/orange soda flavors into a Pop Tart must have been on quaaludes or some sort of drug. The taste was disgusting, according to many reddit reviewers.
You don't need to toast these since they are poppable in your mouth. They were good on the go and came in some known frosted flavors. I think they only had two. One was a Strawberry flavor, frosted of course. They are a portable snack and were considered a good treat for lunch.
Ever wanted to try one of these frosted cupcakes in a Pop Tart? Not many people did, but Pop Tarts did it. Yep, it seemed the Pop Tart decided to make a chocolate cupcake with cream filling into a Pop Tart. They're never gonna stop. They even made soda into a Pop Tart. I don't want to think of what's next for them. It was short lived, and I don't see it on shelves anymore.
There are too many discontinued Pop Tart flavors to name here. So that's most of it. Pop Tarts are so popular already passing fifty years old. They just came in four flavors when it started out. Now, they come in over hundreds. Some stay forever, and some are limited editions. What do I think of them? Like I said, I only eat two. Pop Tarts are ok, but I don't think that anyone needs to eat every flavor. You'll throw up if you do.
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