Top 10 BEST Simpson characters

                  Last time I told you my least favorite characters of the show the Simpsons. This time, these ten are my favorite. Why? I'll give you my reasonings.




The list of my Top Ten Favorite Springfield residents.



  10. GOD- his face is never seen. He has five fingers, a booming voice and he controls the citizens of Springfield. Homer has seen him many times, mostly when he's down in the dumps, even God is not a fan of Flanders. Why do I like him? well the reason is, he's very opinionated as well as the only Springfield Character to have FIVE fingers. Pretty good. Not bad, but judgmental, even almost ready to bring on the apocalypse if he wants to.


9. CARL CARLSON- One of my top ten favorites, and one of Homer's best friends next to Lenny. He has a back story, is more in touch with his own feelings and thinks that his own family, although adopted, might be kicked out of Iceland, where he was from. Not much is known about him till the later seasons. Why I like him more than Lenny? I guess, his back story. Knowing he has heart and is smarter than bother Homer and Lenny combined. I'd say not a bad citizen of Springfield.



8. KANG and KODOS- Aliens that invade Springfield. Mostly around Halloween you could see them. Kang sounds like Principal Skinner while Kodos sounds more like Homer. They have plans to plot the invasion of the world. They first time they are seen, they had another Alien friend (voiced by James Earl Jones) and Lisa thinks that they were going to eat them. Even one later episode, they would eat one of the Simpson family, turning out to be Homer. Never hurts to see them on a Halloween episode once in a while.


7. SUPERITENDANT CHALMERS- Him over Skinner? yes, why though? I find him somewhat enjoyable to have around. He even likes to torment Skinner by, yelling his name, firing him, or even dating Skinner's mother. I guess, when you put to it, he always enters the room shouting, 'SKINNER!' Funny yes, but at the same time, we always wondered if there would be more character development of him. Soon, he ends helping Bart pay attention in class by talking about Roosevelt. I think he's a good character, not great or developed much, but time des tell.

6. FAT TONY- If you are a fan of the Sopranos, then you would understand this character. Although he came around the third season, Fat Tony is a mob boss. Going after anyone for money and even drugs, at some times. Voiced by Joe Mantega, Fat Tony is seen more time in later seasons because, I believe Springfield needed him the same way they needed Sideshow Bob. Seen mostly in jail, and has a son who wants to be a chef. Even Fat Tony can't die, and if he did, another Tony would take his place.

5. KENT BROCKMAN- News anchor of Springfield, he would cover mostly anything that would be oblivious to the town, yet every news he covers isn't really 'news worthy' Homer helps him when he ends up getting fired, is republican (I think) and covers every breaking story. Why do I like him? He's a charming character, like having around and also, unlike Arnie Pie, he isn't annoying. Even if he isn't on, he won't go on without his cheese Danish. Not a bad character, helpful in some episodes, but not all.

4. MOE SYZSLAK- Suicidal character, but yet funny. Tries to be happy, but always ends up depressed. He is hilarious in a tragic side. He owns a bar, changed his appearance, had a fake drink named after himself, and usually, from time to time, asks Homer for help or advice. He even tries to get a girl, succeeding in some and other times failing. He seems like the tragic bartender that you feel sorry for. No joke. Other times, it seems as if there's a reason for his pain and suffering. Either way, he's entertaining to watch, even if he's the sad bartending clown of Springfield
3.MRS. KRABAPPEL- Sadly the voice actress of the is character passed away recently, and so did Mrs. Krabapple. She was Bart's teacher, lonely, sad, and even at times found love. She had an on off relationship with Skinner, but it didn't work out. She fell in love with Flanders, and well....it ended in tragedy. We don't know if the character died, or just retired, but she isn't coming back. No one can replace Marcia Wallace. Why did I like her? She knew how to help Bart in anyway possible, she has character unlike Lisa's teacher and even at times, she can be depressed, and fall in love many times, even once had feelings for Bart. I miss her yes, but she was more developed and an mazing teacher as well.

2. SIDESHOW MEL- After Sideshow Bob was arrested, came Sideshow Melvin Van Horne. The most intelligent character, outside of Lisa Simpson, he had a sad past and how he became Krusty's sidekick, tried to hide the tragedy within him. I like him as much as Krusty. Both equally actually, but I chose him because, unlike Krusty, he too has a backstory of how his journey to being a children's performer, and having a bone in his hair. He even explained to his Lisa, his troubled past. I enjoy this character more than Sideshow Bob. He's entertaining, heart felt, intelligent and even at times when Krusty is embarrassing him, he tries to hide it in the shadows.

Who is the best? Who has beaten all these characters as being number one in my heart (excluding Homer and Bart since they are my number two) my favorite character ever is:




1. RALPH WIGGUM- I love him. Lisa's supposed boyfriend, becomes friends with Bart, but why do I love this child who seems to be failing English, or wonders why girls run from him as he pees his pants? There is no reason. I think he's enjoyable, even would be able to run for presidency as both a Republican and Democrat. I enjoy every minute of his on screen time. Ralph makes me smile, even if he isn't seen much, just hearing his voice (thank you Nancy Cartwright) just fills me with happiness. Ralph can be the best Springfield character known to existence. His father might be number 12 on my best character list. Somewhat like his father, he is the most enjoyable character, and makes Homer and Bart my number two.
    I always was a Ralph Wiggum fan, and always will be.


If I had to do a top twenty: My results would be 11.Nelson Muntz, 12. Chief Wiggum 13. Judge Snyder 14. Principal Skinner 15.Santa's little helper 16.Agnus Skinner 17.Milhouse Van Houten 18.Jimbo Jones 19.Groundskeeper Willie 20.Krusty the Clown

  It goes on from there. But they didn't make my top ten, or number one.

Ralph Wiggum got that position for a reason. He is AMAZING!!!!!!!

Top 10 WORST Simpsons characters

  Why only 10? Well there are more, not a lot but this is why some characters on the Simpsons should never have been created. Excluding the Simpson family, this is
my list,
 of the worst characters on the show.




10: ROD FLANDERS- Who is he and why is he on the list? First off he's the oldest son of Ned Flanders family. Why isn't Todd on the list. He is but, he's more developed in my opinion. Rod is somewhat annoying, a coward, and well... sometimes that might not be the best of it. Ever since Maude died, he had to hold the family together when his father was down. Even when he has to do daring things like, saving Bart, he can be a little...what's the word I'm looking for... scared. Conquering his fears and even trying to be a brave person, he isn't really the best of the Flanders Flock.


           9: GIL GUNDERSON- He has a death wish, or there are clones of him, just there are of Moleman. For starters, he loses job after, job, after job. Even one time staying over at the Simpsons place more than he should. I feel sorry for him actually that he's on that list, but he's soooooo pathetic, he had to be on it. At least with Moleman, he's enjoyable and funny. Gil is just a sad excuse for being who he is. It's seems as if there are two of them, or three, or four. He was shot during a robbery attempt, worked at a grocery store and even....well I just feel more sorry for the guy than you think.


8: WISEGUY (AKA RAPHAEL)- Sarcastic comments don't begin to explain why he's on this list. It seems as if he has a wise excuse for everyone he comes into. I don't know why, but I can tell when he's being sarcastic. I mean you can feel, when you talk to this guy, he's putting you down, making you feel bad, and even...well, depressed. He worked, from one store to another. Like a gun shop, or even movie theater. Why is he on this list? He's not seen much, unless the Simpson family walks into a store.


7: THE RICH TEXAN- Why do you have to be such a jackass, and rich at the same time? The reason Mr. Burns isn't on the list, because he's semi-pleasant. For this reason, it's shouting yee-ha and shooting guns in the air. A big oil tycoon, he doesn't like to lose at anything, and I mean anything. He would pistol whip someone for money let alone, try to kill Homer and Moe for cheating on arm wrestling. Ironically voiced by the same guy who voices Homer, I find this character, annoying as hell. And when he's on an episode, no matter what the situation, I start to cringe.


6: COMIC BOOK GUY- Real name is Dan Albertson, the reason he's on here, I'm not a big fan of him. I find having to deal with being a smart ass, fat and obsessed with comics, just some what annoying. The reason he's higher up than five or four, they developed him in later seasons, actually giving him a girlfriend, which doesn't sound bad. He's into Star Trek, Star Wars and even, obsessed with nostalgia. It would give you a brain hemorrhage. He dated Skinner's mom and almost married Mrs. Krabapple before finding true love. I find that ok, although, he can be irritating as well.


5: JEBEDIAH SPRINGFIELD (HANS SPRUNGFELD)- Murderous pirate, or founder of the town? You tell me. Why is he one of the worst? Was it because of him having a double life, almost betraying the town? Not preictally. I find him boring. Yes, he is the founder of Springfield, yes, there are many secrets about him, but I don't find it interesting, not even when Lisa discovered the secret life he had. For me, he's on this list because he's BORRRRRING


4:YES GUY- Have you found a character to just be quoting one word? JC! It's just irritating to the eardrum. Who is he anyway? What's his name? Maybe I remember in an episode, but recently. He isn't seen much as well, only when the Simpsons are in some weird situation they can't get out of, like almost being electrocuted. Homer asked why he talked like that. His response was: "I had a strooooooke!" Somewhat stupid answer if you ask me, and also very rude for them to say that, thinking people with strokes talk like that. Boooo!!

3: MISS HOOVER- Lisa's teacher. Does she have a last name? Oh yes, Elizabeth. Like Jebediah, she has no character development, possibly boring and, I don't like her. Why? Well, she belittles the class, drinks a lot, doesn't give two shits about teaching, there is other reasons as well. In the beginning of the series, she wasn't quite developed into a full blown character. Later seasons, SHE STILL ISN'T. What the chocolate coated hell??? Her hairstyle changed color as well, from blue to brown. It's as if they were doing it on purpose, such ass Smithers being black to yellow.

2: MARTHA QUIMBY- Mayor Quimby's supposed wife, she gets angry when he sleeps with other women, and he STILL is with her. Shouldn't that woman divorced him after the fifth season? It's just like politics. I'm not going into that. She is the wife of Joe Quimby. They both should be on here for all I care, but why not him and only her? Well, the reason is, Mayor Quimby seems to have more development over the years, even if he is sleeping around with other woman, why she does NOTHING about it, not even divorce him, c'mon lady, show some guts and do something about your failing MARRAIGE!


These are bad Springfield citizens I know. I also know it's only a cartoon as well. But who is the WORST ONE???? The reason I'm putting this character on the bottom of Springfield's hell, is my decision alone. You might have yours but...this character is the topping of Springfield's burning tire yard.



THE WORST SPRINGFIELD CHARCTER IS-

1. HELEN LOVEJOY- She is without a doubt, horrible. Yes, I know she is married to Reverend of the church, but I despise her. She is such a bonehead, screaming: WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?? What are you doing? Take some annihilative for your behavior and stop screaming it to the top of your longs. The reason she's also at the bottom is because she gossips about everyone in town, especially about Marge Simpson. I can't figure out why she wasn't killed off, and Maude was. She has been in some episodes, but I don't like her. Maybe the Reverend can do a favor and get her some counseling. As she blames everyone but herself. She even thought Bart stole change out of the collection plate, when HE WAS INNOCENT! I think it's time to get rid of her like they did Maude, although Maude is more pleasant to deal with, half the time. Helen Lovejoy, in my opinion, is HORRIBEL and the worst of the citizens of Springfield.


  Before you know it, this show will come to an end. WHEN THOUGH???? LOL. The Simpsons are funny, but if I had to pick my least favorite Simpson character, it would be Lisa. She is a little annoying.

Till then, enjoy the show, and I will be back with my top 10 BEST Simpson characters.

Ciao.



                                         

Emoji-nation

A long time ago, people used to write sonnets, poems, stories with words. Now a days, it's just a post of a smiley face or a sad frown to get through a conversation.

Face it people, we are living in an emoji-nation!


  I, for one, am one of those people that uses and emoji half of the time I text with a friend, or my boyfriend.

Ever since that stupid movie, 'the emoji movie' came out, it just took over the world.




I know it's hard to believe, even if the movie sucked and plummet sales at the box office, people still will use an emoji for conversations. There are even schools that teach illiterate people what each emoji means.
  Are they serious?????


Ok, If I was going to put this review in just emojis, and how I feel about it, barf*pooh emoji*headache emoji.
 
  It's just me but it's not only the 'emoji movie' that ruined it.

Emojis started getting very popular around mid 2000's, starting at the end of the 90s when e-mail became popular. But they weren't the emojis we know today. These emojis were simple. A smile, a green face meaning not feeling well, even a heart shape was simple.

  Now, they're everywhere. In commercials, cereals, stuffed plush toys you can buy, shirts, key chains, you name it, an emoji will be on it.

What does emoji stand for? it means, expressions of emotions. Ideograms they are called. Made popular in Japan and eventually, all over the world.











With not only being so popular today, some people just stopped talking, using gifs in their conversations as well as emojis. I too am one of them. In my opinion, it is stupid, and the most famous and used emoji ever, the pooh emoji, followed by the smile.


NO JOKE!


 The movie was worse and gave not everyone just a head and stomach ache, they almost completely destroyed emojis indefinitely. How? Well this movie is trying the 'inside out' of a phone. Inside a kds phone, well there is a world of emojis as well as other things.

Trying to be considered 'wreck it ralph' style where computer games have their own world. THIS IS JUST TRASH! Useless, hopeless, and downright horrid!

Patrick Stewart's carrier was almost over, since he voiced a poop emoji????? He needed money, I think all of them do, but why this one? About emojis? Not even half of the emojis are even used, some seem uninteresting as well.













  The kid in it is bland, and not even seen. It's like the lorax movie, where fifty percent of the film us focused on the kids and the other on the oneceler, what the hell???

Everything is falling apart with movies, and this...the emoji movie, crumbles in your hand until it's turned to dust. For that movie, I definitely would give it the thumbs down emoji.


   The world may not end with emojis or even gifs. We might have some more things to express our emothons how we feel about every day.

  Before you know it, every conversation will be nothing but emojis. For me, how to end this, if I had to use emojis.....
there are too many of them to name.
Till then, remember, the art of writing a sentence shouldn't be filled with emojis.